Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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