you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
not ubering you a puppy
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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