why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She told me I should be a condom model.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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