The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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