Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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