Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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