Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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