What did we do last night that was yellow?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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