I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I want you more than these girls want KFC
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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