Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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