Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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