come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we made out on top of his cat.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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