I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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