So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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