I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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