You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My life is pants optional.
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