sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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