What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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