Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
you inspire me to be a worse person
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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