he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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