Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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