shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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