For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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