Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Randomize
