So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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