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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.

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(972): View more from Texas

85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.

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(415): View more from California

is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?

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(315): View more from New York

you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?

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(425): View more from Washington

I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.

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(305): View more from Florida

He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool

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