i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I will be naked everywhere
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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