she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We need a shit load of segways right now
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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