If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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