I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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