you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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