I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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