Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Operation Purity has been aborted
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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