I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
So apparently I’m into choking now
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