She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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