And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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