can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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