Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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