Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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