I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
When are your genitals available?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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