I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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