I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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