im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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