Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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