I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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