Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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