Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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