she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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