was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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