Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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