That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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