I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
your like the ambassador to my penis.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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