i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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