there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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