I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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